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skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via unpopuler)

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allteensrelate:

home alone? more like

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littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via unescapable)

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javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via hotboyproblems)

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violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

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czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

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“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

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(Source: emiroberyn, via guy)

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